Unconventional Oracle Installation (part 1)
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Unconventional Oracle Installation (part 1)
25 Responses to “Unconventional Oracle Installation (part 1)”Leave a ReplyPosted on January 2nd, 2008 by admin Filed under Oracle Database | |
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Morten Egan demonstrates an Oracle database installation wearing a straitjacket.
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
That’s putting your …
That’s putting your nose to the grindstone!
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Great!
Great!
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 am
hey! This could …
hey! This could put us DBAs out of work if our bosses find out how easy this is!
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 am
I once hosed a …
I once hosed a database with a single appendage. Don’t think they would let me show that you YouTube, however.
Nice work. Ricky Sanchez would be proud. He always told me the best DBAs were nosy.
What is your hourly billing rate for that schnozz?
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 am
port 42: the answer …
port 42: the answer to life, the universe and everything!
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:01 am
Very creative! But …
Very creative! But they talk funny. Is there a version in English?
January 4th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Very cool! Is it …
Or this is also a myth 
Very cool! Is it really that simple? Than why the DBAs are that busy and earn that much money?
January 4th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Put a user (or …
Put a user (or whatever loser) behind the console. Hold their hands behind their backs, put the phone on speaker and call my company. Our DBA’s will tell the user/loser what to type. Cheaper than hiring a DBA and letting him (her) type with his nose….
January 4th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
most danish people …
most danish people don’t speak english, they speak danish using english words. and that translates to what you see in the movie there. very sad.
January 5th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Thats a classic - …
Thats a classic - why this uptight approach to danish accent?
January 5th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Americans talk …
Americans talk funny English, too!
January 5th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
One can only assume …
One can only assume this is a satirical comment, My experience with English speaking Danes has shown them to have a better command of English than most Americans.
January 5th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
On the other hand …
On the other hand we know how to spell Danish and English
January 6th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
haha!!! awesome!
haha!!! awesome!
January 7th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
All of this comes …
All of this comes from a article from a danish magasin called “Computer Reseller News”.
I would love to pay IBM 7500 pounds for the same as he did in the video!!!
January 8th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Tusind tack (or is …
Tusind tack (or is it toosen?) for that!
VERY good!
January 11th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Tusind tak is the …
Tusind tak is the correct spelling
January 11th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Hillarious!
Hillarious!
January 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Tusind tak it is …
Tusind tak it is then!
Jag tackar!
January 16th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
lol <3
lol <3
January 17th, 2008 at 5:13 am
You kinda think in …
You kinda think in a funny way. Is there an international version?
January 27th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Funny
Funny
February 1st, 2008 at 10:26 am
Simply Brilliant, 5 …
Simply Brilliant, 5 Stars with the nose
February 6th, 2008 at 6:58 am
How about another …
How about another unconventional method IBM uses? They create an Oracle DB by blowing on their keys. Guess what their database is called?
February 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
This is good. …
This is good. Installing Oracle on Windows is easy, but I don’t know of any DBA that installs it on a 32-bit Windows (much less Vista). Most install it on a 64-bit Linux distro. This takes changes to kernel parameters, addition of new users and groups, dependency installs and tons of other command line alterations. Once you do all this, then you can start the actual installation (which is what you saw). Plus there is configuration of RAC, reallocation of data files. Funny video though.